"Most of the names I've heard here are a language or two removed from what they actually mean," she says, stirring her coffee. "Back home, they're simple. Literal. Names like - Applejack, apple farmer and brewer. Rainbow Dash, weatherpony and athlete. Roseluck, flower arrangement salespony."

"Or, for that matter, Pearl. Ruby. Emerald. Entirely on the nose. No one's going to notice your horn or... your opalescence who hasn't already..." she vaguely gestures at her chest.