Oh, that's the point. [Very cocky.] I do that sort of thing all the time. I make stuff...you remember that giant sasquatch that was guarding the back door of the school last month? [The one that appeared randomly one day and scared the shit outta that one person because they opened up the door and boom, sasquatch?] Yeah, that was kind of my doing!

So I told my roommates that I was going to hang a statue and they said fine. Go have fun! It was easier than saying, "Hey, I downloaded this app, typed in a name, and now I'm getting creepy messages telling me to go join a cult or something." The chicken was because I didn't have anything else prepared. And did you hear that?

[It was clearly Doctor Finklestein Wobblebury, who was trampling through the orchards and not a looming random encounter.]