You'd think, but they raised rent at our last place and it was the only apartment we could find. And besides! It's nice being able to skip over, see your parents, and steal your food. And your stuff. And I guess we should make sure there aren't any dead bodies around.

[They can talk as they walk. He's eccentric no matter the life. It's okay.]

But look at it this way! If your parents ask where you were we can just say you went over to see your sister and fell asleep on the couch or...something.