[Your entire rant would work better on someone that actually knew and cared about such things. Instead he's just going to remain complete in the not impress but I'm still going to listen to you mode.]

I'll make certain to keep your notes organized until you recover then. Though I'm certain you avoiding such a fate would be better.


[Do you actually know his name or is this just a continuous game of how long can you avoid needing to know or use it?]

If it's something in the food here I wouldn't know. I tend to bring my own lunch. i wouldn't discount something in the water source though, or someone messing up something in the science labs and not telling anyone about it.