Yeah, you really seem like the kind of guy who buys shmaltzy stuff like that.

[Also, why.... There's a really weird feeling about this. Like... something like this has happened before, but different. (So then can you really say that "something like this" has happened if it was different? Seems like a paradox) It must just be in his head; he's been feeling off for the past week.

That's all.]

... I've never had to actually tell someone I was trying to be friends with them, either.

[Most people just... get it.]