[Got your back, fellow sword so weird.] Probably not! Assuming they are my parents in the first place and we weren't adopted it's not like they're like me. My...dad? [SO WEIRD. They have birthdays. And birthdays were perfectly normal to have up until about a half hour ago or whenever the random encounter started.] He's kind of like...

[Who's someone who they both know (so weird.)] Hase...be? Hasebe. You remember him, right?