It's my excuse.

[He's probably way too cheerful given the dire and dark circumstances, but hey. #yolo]

Okay, did you see the giant robot pegasus...thing that was on the roof of the pagoda last month? [The pagoda that was in the park that was conveniently located near them somehow don't look at me I'm making up excuses.] That was my doing. I probably shouldn't tell you this, but you probably shouldn't be bothering your...ex? Either.