Thanks. [And if his voice was dripping with any more sarcasm it would physically manifest and dump down like rain. But back to the important part, even as he starts hoisting the chicken statue like it's a golf club. This really is anticlimactic, huh? They got called out for...what?

Just light conversation. Back to the important part.]

And that couldn't be a horror movie? I mean, all you need to do is give the kidnappers weird masks and you're most of the way there. Think about it! You think you're safe, then a bunch of guys grab you and you end up in Peru because someone needs hobbies. The only difference between that and the horror movies you're thinking of is that in one case they're demons or...something.

[The attack's probably gonna hit in four ta- minutes?]