(Also, I swing both ways when it comes to the great prose versus brackets divide, so tag me with whatever and I'll match.)
Obligatory Prompt 3
So…where’s the best place to get pizza? Asking for a friend. He doesn’t get out much.
[Hi Fushimi.]
Prompt 2: Solo Mix, 8 minutes before random encounter give or take
[Okay, the app told him to bring a friend, and he tried to. He got his roommate (NPC from whatever the setting equivalent of Idaho is) to agree to go with him so under the pretense of saying it was to place a giant metal rooster made out of pipe and hope in the apple orchards. However, when the fated hour came…well, NPC had eaten some bad burritos. He couldn’t leave the apartment.
So Tsurumaru had gone alone. It was a bad life choice, but what about his life wasn’t a bad choice?
But… as it turns out, he wasn’t alone. So, as he turned to whoever approached him:]
So… [This is suddenly awkward.] Why are you here?
[They’re probably going to have to deal with the random encounter armed with chicken wings if the other person wasn’t prepared, just saying.]
Prompt 2: After the dramatic random encounter
[So, as they’re bleeding, tired, beaten up, possibly poisoned (sorry, his Persona has that as a side effect for a skill) or otherwise kicked ass, he’s going to ask the obvious.]
What just happened?
[This is the roundabout way of stalling for time as he processes the fact that he was an inanimate object at some point? What? Someone distract him by talking about how they were a dragon, please.]
Tsurumaru Kuninaga | Touken Ranbu
Obligatory Prompt 3
So…where’s the best place to get pizza? Asking for a friend. He doesn’t get out much.
[Hi Fushimi.]
Prompt 2: Solo Mix, 8 minutes before random encounter give or take
[Okay, the app told him to bring a friend, and he tried to. He got his roommate (NPC from whatever the setting equivalent of Idaho is) to agree to go with him so under the pretense of saying it was to place a giant metal rooster made out of pipe and hope in the apple orchards. However, when the fated hour came…well, NPC had eaten some bad burritos. He couldn’t leave the apartment.
So Tsurumaru had gone alone. It was a bad life choice, but what about his life wasn’t a bad choice?
But… as it turns out, he wasn’t alone. So, as he turned to whoever approached him:]
So… [This is suddenly awkward.] Why are you here?
[They’re probably going to have to deal with the random encounter armed with chicken wings if the other person wasn’t prepared, just saying.]
Prompt 2: After the dramatic random encounter
[So, as they’re bleeding, tired, beaten up, possibly poisoned (sorry, his Persona has that as a side effect for a skill) or otherwise kicked ass, he’s going to ask the obvious.]
What just happened?
[This is the roundabout way of stalling for time as he processes the fact that he was an inanimate object at some point? What? Someone distract him by talking about how they were a dragon, please.]