Instinct says to back away as fast as fucking possible when something goes for his face, and two seconds after hits the 'wait stupid it's not Her' wall. The imbalance is easily turned into spinning on one heel and walking normally, like it never happened. "Sooooo all I got outta this is your hand isn't Skynet," laughter coming up in a few short chimes, before shoulder checking him and the expression of Nothing that everyone else gets comes back.

"If they're still messing with you, I can fix it. I just need the word."

It's fine if he gets wronged. He deserves it. That's how it should be. But not anyone else-